Anonymous said: Are you homophobic?
No not at all. I’m don’t ‘support’ the lifestyle, but I don’t hate them, or discriminate against them. Jesus still loves them, so I do too.
the christian way to say you’re homophobic.
Things I used to laugh at:
- actual jokes
Things I laugh at now:
- "en garde, fuckboy"
911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?
me: help!! i lost my virginity!!
911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..
me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !
911: ohhh! xD
- dad: why does everything you say have to be so patronizing
- me: honey... please
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”